In those rare moments that you are out of Facebook and you’re actually not in front of your PC, these rare moments are probably called ‘living’ and ‘vacation’. IF you’re going to step out of the comfort of your home and cyberworld, might as well opt to hotel living. Hotels nowadays are a far cry from hotels of yesteryears where you get a bed, a bath and a breakfast. Hotels are sometimes the destinations itself. I’m sure you don’t imagine fancying yourself inside of a box, but hey, you can have fun inside hotels without necessarily losing all your money in the casinos.
• Lounge shows – Sometimes, they’re free, while at times, they are charged but it will probably cost you just a drink or two. Lounge shows can stretch your vacation dollars and give a heck of a good time with good company.
• Production shows – Maybe the Pussycat Dolls are in town, Madonna, or maybe Barbara Streisand (okay, maybe you’ll pass), but the point is, big names hold their shows on hotels sometimes even on a weekly basis. With hotel production shows, you don’t need to endure 10 Elvis impersonators. There are other entertainers that hold their shows, sometimes for a measly $100 bucks or if you have the cash, they can go to thousands for VIP seats. Imagine being just right in front of Barbara Streisand. Okay, maybe not, make that Nicole instead.
• Adult entertainment – now you’re all ears – and eyes. Some clubs offer strip contests and strip shows to cater to the not-so-wholesome guests of the hotel. For a small fee or for a few drinks, get adult entertainment live. Don’t expect much though (especially those generally termed ‘too much to the point that it’s illegal) because of course they have local laws to follow and an image to uphold (whatever).
• Chance entertainment – Hotels bring in special guests (read actors or musicians) to perform in their concert halls. While some are announced and others are not, you can catch these exciting and entertaining shows without ever leaving your hotel.
• Cultural shows – What better way to see and appreciate the local culture than by their songs and dance. Cultural shows are held sometimes nightly or weekly (depending on the hotel and number of guests) along with cocktails or dinner. Dinner menus though don’t always see to get favorable menus because apparently, the shows are the main highlight, and not the food.
IF you do not want to play with your 2D friends anymore, or taking care of your 2D pets, or cooking in your 2D café, hotel entertainment is actually way, way better than them or your mafia buddies and enemies. Besides, you don’t need to travel really far just to go to exotic hotels – even hotels in your area (the major ones at least) offer equally interesting or maybe even better hotel entertainment than those in Vegas.
So than tagging along with mom and dad, just tell them that you’d rather stay in your room.